Friday, March 21, 2008

Don't Blog About Holidays

Stop writing about holidays and their meaning to you.

Easter celebrates rebirth, and there's nothing original about that. At this point, it's merely regurgitation. (And that's for the birds.)

You believe your material is heartwarming, topical, and original. We find it trite. In fact, it's easier to reconcile egg-laying rodents than it is to find value in your holiday post. 

Additionally, don't expect any sympathy on your rough, chocolate-free Lent. No one cares. We certainly don't. In fact, you could probably stand to lose some weight.

Start with your blog: Stop blogging.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Yayay, you're back! For a while I thought you had taken your own advice which would be sad. The worst thing about the holiday posts is that they are all the same and many of us are not Christians and so don't care. Rage on! Don't be gone so long,