Friday, February 8, 2008

Stop Blogging for Lent the disciples among you, give up blogging for Lent.

This exercise in self-discipline will teach you that blogging is a compulsive and nasty habit (like smoking or gambling) that should be eradicated. (And, for the same reasons.)

If Jesus is not your lord and savior, give up blogging for Lent.

Blogging afflicts believers and non-believers alike. Don't be fooled by lecherous teachings to the contrary. (Recall: doctors once had a preferred, healthier brand of cigarette. And roulette table.)

Spend your extra time helping children, the needy, the homeless, or the whales. When you're done, don't blog about it you quaestuary. 


PaulS said...

yayayayayay!!!!!!!!! Three huge cheers for you. Making any money from your Google ads?

Narnie said...

yep, Im a bit late... will I still get chocolate at the end of it?

Anonymous said...

Is Lent over yet? Are you going to start again? A genuinely funny blog is so hard to find.